1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
People with empty hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria.
People with a newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom.
Above all, take some working stuff to home, thus generating a false impression that you work more hours than you usually do.
2. Use computers to look busy
When you use a computer, it seems that you are "working" to the casual observer.
You can send and receive personal email, stay in the chat or have a nerve explosion without this has anything related to work.
3. Messy desk
When your desk is messy it looks like you're working hard.
Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.
To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work, is the volume that counts. If you know somebody is coming to your room, pretend you're looking for a role.
4. Voice mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People do not connect you to give you anything else besides more work.
Screen all your calls through voice mail.
If someone leaves a voicemail message for you and if you go to work, replay it during lunch hour when you know they are not there.
5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
You must always seem impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you're really busy.
6. Always walk away later
Always leave the office later, especially if your boss is around.
Always pass in front of the leading room when Your´re leaving.
Send important emails at (eg 21:35, 6:00, etc ...) and during holidays and weekends.
7. Sighing
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
8. Stacking Strategy
Piling documents on the table is not enough.
Put lots of books on the floor. (Thick computer manuals are the best)
9. Build a vocabulary.
Look in the dictionary for difficult words.
Construct phrases and use them when talking to your boss. Remember: He does not have to understand what you say, since what you say causes the impression that your´re right.
10. The most important.
Do not be an idiot to the point of sending this text to anybody via email, that always there will be someone even more stupid or moron who will send it to your boss and then you well know how it ends!
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
People with empty hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria.
People with a newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom.
Above all, take some working stuff to home, thus generating a false impression that you work more hours than you usually do.
2. Use computers to look busy
When you use a computer, it seems that you are "working" to the casual observer.
You can send and receive personal email, stay in the chat or have a nerve explosion without this has anything related to work.
3. Messy desk
When your desk is messy it looks like you're working hard.
Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.
To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work, is the volume that counts. If you know somebody is coming to your room, pretend you're looking for a role.
4. Voice mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People do not connect you to give you anything else besides more work.
Screen all your calls through voice mail.
If someone leaves a voicemail message for you and if you go to work, replay it during lunch hour when you know they are not there.
5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
You must always seem impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you're really busy.
6. Always walk away later
Always leave the office later, especially if your boss is around.
Always pass in front of the leading room when Your´re leaving.
Send important emails at (eg 21:35, 6:00, etc ...) and during holidays and weekends.
7. Sighing
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
8. Stacking Strategy
Piling documents on the table is not enough.
Put lots of books on the floor. (Thick computer manuals are the best)
9. Build a vocabulary.
Look in the dictionary for difficult words.
Construct phrases and use them when talking to your boss. Remember: He does not have to understand what you say, since what you say causes the impression that your´re right.
10. The most important.
Do not be an idiot to the point of sending this text to anybody via email, that always there will be someone even more stupid or moron who will send it to your boss and then you well know how it ends!
