Tuesday, 16 March 2010

TOP 100 (without) POSSIBILITIES TO DO BEFORE DIE ! english version

I Guess that, the publications of books and those elaborated lists, with the TOP 100 (places, things, beaches, food, travel, movies, etc..) to do before die is also a way for eluding us, regarding to our immortality and our eternal youthfulness, when I see one of these lists, I get motivated and anxious at the same time – Just take, take up any of these lists and, at most, if you´re well-travelled, you will do or know only around 5% of it all.

Among the100 things to do before die, for instance:

I've never driven a Ferrari;
I've never done a safari in Africa;
I've never gone into a crater of a volcano;
I´ve never lost a fortune in Las Vegas;
I´ve never swum with dolphins;
I´ve never said after me – The deluge;
I´ve never been invited to a parade of the Victoria´s Secret;
I´ve never found out the reasons for the eyes of Capitu are oblique and disguised;
I´ve never participated of mensalão;
I've never seen the fanfare band passing by, talking colors of love;
I´ve never known what the Bahian had;
I´ve never known to dance tango;
I´ve never had my name considered for the Federal Senate.

Finally, it is very likely that I will never do, or know any of these things, the only exception, more or less acceptable would be I go to a nudist beach, but at this point of life, I think I´d be committing an attack on aesthetics and good taste, something unforgivable to do before die, because, if I´d go to a nudist beach, I´d be in danger of being informed that the only voluminous thing that I had was my nose.

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