Think it is plausible, Brazilian veteran players in Europe, claiming that they want to return to Brazil, because they miss their family, friends from the periphery, the beaches and that they got a dream of playing at that small heart team. They are just looking for jobs.
Think it is understandable, actors and "Circumstantial Celebrities", claiming in interviews: "I have some projects out there." They are just unemployed.
Quit up of being an stupid, that when meets that annoying neighbor, starts looking foolish saying things like these: "The weather is crazy!", "It needs to rain", "Wow, It´s hot today", "What a terrible rain is that?".
Do not use the phrase "In my time It was better" to justify your extremely limited understanding of new technologies;
Nor your stagnated song preferences;
Nor your old fashion style.
Study up Geography before posting scraps and tourism trip photos on the web.
Do not panic when you read the chats and Scraps of your teenage children and you cannot understand a shit.
Do not agree with imbeciles exclamations, with stupid answers, such as: "Without any doubt" "Exactly", "Precisely", "Undoubtedly", "Perfectly", "If God wills", "Absolutely".
Do not make a joke when you hear Portuguese people calling their mouse of rat.
Neither, for the fact they host Brazilians only in English language in the airports and hotels in Portugal.
Make an intensive immersion course of Argentinian Spanish to begin understanding this strange dialect.
Do not be surprised, if some American asks you whether São Paulo is close to Melbourne, if in SP town there are monkeys on the trees and also beautiful naked Indian girls in Paulista Avenue, if they´ll learn a lot on Spanish language at the Portuguese language Museum at the Light Tube Station.
Do not laugh at your illiterate manager when he tries to impress that new HR assistant, a hot blonde girl, 30 years younger than him, saying some few foreign words that he learnt with the overseas trade trainee, such as: Insight, status, feedback, report, site, plant, etc.
Do not use the expression "Son Of A B", when referring to the translators and their mothers, who on movie subtitles, translate “Son Of A B”, into things such as: miserable, bastard, etc.
Think it is justifiable in an extremely hot day, men around 60/70 try improving their retirement payment under ridiculous heavy Santa Claus costumes in a tropical country at the height of summer.
Stop laughing when the TV News, show politicians stuffing public money in their underwear, in coats and bags. Affirming it was a gift and that the money will be used to purchase Christmas Meals to the poor people.
At last…
Do not follow or add to your virtual communities of relationships, those dishonest politicians.
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